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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:24
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do men like women gold diggers?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
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They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes